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Our little gremlin

Our baby makes a lot of noise for something that can't talk yet.  Sometimes it feels like we took on an old sailor as a boarder.  She farts like an old man, and passes out after drinking a lot of milk (and pukes if she has too much, and she doesn't know her own limits).


And now as I type, over the baby monitor all I hear are grunting noises.  We googled it, and it's common for babies to make such noises (and, apparently, sleep with their eyes open).

It's fine when you've gotten enough sleep, but when she does it as she is falling asleep... needless to say I wear one earplug to bed to help deafen the noise.

When the noises aren't driving us crazy, my husband and I laugh about it.  We call her our gremlin.  Cute, but temperamental as F***.



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